The 2008-2009 Dusty Dick Award Goes To Me :(

**Mista Mizatti** · 06-24-2009 01:16 PM

I'm about 10 days away from not being laid in an entire year. 365 days of NO PUSSY.

I just KNEW I was going to end the streak yesterday when I went to visit my girl. We've been dating 3 weeks and she lives a long way away so when I got there you could damn near taste the horniness radiating off of us. PROBLEM is her 18 year old sister was cock blocking like there was no tomorrow. This broad was playing Bruce Bowen defense, everywhere we went, SHE WENT in about 11 hours we may have had 25 minutes to ourselves and those minutes were scattered. And its sucks I had to torture myself even more by putting my fingers in what had to be the wettest pussy I've ever felt knowing that I wasn't going to get in that mothafucka. Now I'm back home, she is where she is, and I'm getting tailored and writing my speech right now for the Dusty Dick Award that I'll be receiving in another week or so. There are chances for the 4th if money permits but if not it looks like I'm going to end Thwaks 5 year reign as DDA winner.

**Koolwhipp** · 06-24-2009 01:18 PM

19 years and counting.<_<

**Hollywood Styles** · 06-24-2009 01:25 PM

i'm almost at a year now also :-\, but i'm hunting for a white girl over here <_<.

Wish you luck tho man.

**Tommy** · 06-24-2009 01:26 PM

I didn't know KDubb was a virgin.

Unless it's not by choice. If it's not by choice, then

Don't worry though Mizatti, it's been about a year and 2-3 months for me.

**Koolwhipp** · 06-24-2009 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Tommy

I didn't know KDubb was a virgin.

Unless it's not by choice. If it's not by choice, then

Don't worry though Mizatti, it's been about a year and 2-3 months for me.

Definitely by choice, you try turning down a threesome...although to be fair, one of the girls was my step-cousin.

/stealth-brag.

**The Bad Character** · 06-24-2009 02:02 PM

about 8 months for me, the dry run's ending on first of July, that's when my girl finally moves here.

I#ve been cock blocked three times with different girls...the anger, blue balls and frustration could make you kill an entire city full of cockbluckers >: (

**Tommy** · 06-24-2009 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Koolwhipp

Definitely by choice, you try turning down a threesome...although to be fair, one of the girls was my step-cousin.

/stealth-brag.

Have tried.
Did turn it down.
Except my step-cousin wasn't involved.

/non-stealth-brag.

**Koolwhipp** · 06-24-2009 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Tommy

Have tried.
Did turn it down.
Except my step-cousin wasn't involved.

/non-stealth-brag.

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-24-2009 05:18 PM

step cousins don't really have any blood relation though so that woulda been ok. is she hot?

**Rashad McMahon** · 06-25-2009 02:42 AM

dog i had sex literally 20 minutes ago.

no lol for real.

/brag

**JYoung The General** · 06-25-2009 03:12 AM

Month and 17 days...my girl is away on summer vacation. This is killing my loins.

**Abstrakt** · 06-25-2009 05:29 AM

about 73 hours exactly...holy damn, its only been that long!?
its gonna be 8-9 days total
my girl is on a camping trip with her fam

**Meta** · 06-25-2009 08:41 AM

last time i had sex was...monday night when my girl slept over and I fucked her brains out and ate that PUSSY.

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-25-2009 08:44 AM

last time I had sex was saturday, I was at the hospital visiting my ex and I ate her ass out, she got turned on like crazy and I fucked her in a hospital bed >_>. She could handle it cuz she was high on dilauded.

**Meta** · 06-25-2009 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Destructive Criticism

and I ate her ass out

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-25-2009 09:21 AM

lol, I knew you'd appreciate that doug. she appreciated it too >_>

**Mista Mizatti** · 06-25-2009 12:48 PM

YEAH my thread finally got tags lol

I don't do the ass eating, not slamming anyone else for doing it but I stop at the pussy.

**The Bad Character** · 06-25-2009 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Destructive Criticism

last time I had sex was saturday, I was at the hospital visiting my ex and I ate her ass out, she got turned on like crazy and I fucked her in a hospital bed >_>. She could handle it cuz she was high on dilauded.

That is kinda....disturbing

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-25-2009 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by The Bad Character

That is kinda....disturbing

haha, I've done it so many times now it's like nothing to me. The first couple of times it was weird though, and you gotta try not to get caught by hospital staff.

**Abstrakt** · 06-25-2009 02:04 PM

dc was serious about the ass eating?
wtf holmes

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-25-2009 02:10 PM

straight up, me and dougie are on the same page....that shit is fun to do. not with every chick, but with the wifeys and they gotta be cleeeeeeeean as a whistle. u inspect by finger, first.

**mr one** · 06-25-2009 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Destructive Criticism

last time I had sex was saturday, I was at the hospital visiting my ex and I ate her ass out, she got turned on like crazy and I fucked her in a hospital bed >_>. She could handle it cuz she was high on dilauded.

...

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-25-2009 04:12 PM

whatttttt? whats wrong with fucking someone in a hospital? she wanted to fuck....it's not like I pressured her into it. damn.

**Tommy** · 06-25-2009 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Destructive Criticism

last time I had sex was saturday, I was at the hospital visiting my ex and I ate her ass out, she got turned on like crazy and I fucked her in a hospital bed >_>. She could handle it cuz she was high on dilauded.

...

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-25-2009 10:15 PM

aww fuck u guys. I'm awesome.

**Tommy** · 06-25-2009 10:26 PM

No Worries. Ive done it before too. I was just trying to get a "...

" chain started

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-26-2009 12:21 AM

yeah I know u did it too, but still.

**susej** · 06-26-2009 12:33 AM

i have to work in a hospital for school. i wanted to do it, but the fantasy was gone after smelling and seeing all the nastiness that happens on those beds

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-26-2009 10:10 PM

yeah but that shit gets cleaned and bleached and all sorts of shit. I know some awful shit goes down but its still a thrill.

**Dwight Howard** · 06-27-2009 07:11 PM

ya'll niggas got it bad......longest i ever went was a summer since i started....although this seems to be the start of a dry spell lol

and i'm goin no where near the ass.......my dick...perhaps... my face NO WAI

**Captain Rein Swagger** · 06-27-2009 07:36 PM

@ this topic. I quite enjoyed that story.

I'm about two weeks and counting. I'd have something else to pull on except my mom's been crashing from out-of-state at my new apartment since I moved in on the 1st. She should be out by next week though.. I got something in the works as some as MOM TAKES A FUCKING GTFO PILL. GOOD GRIEF.

**Rashad McMahon** · 06-27-2009 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by ReInCaRNaTeDOnE

@ this topic. I quite enjoyed that story.

I'm about two weeks and counting. I'd have something else to pull on except my mom's been crashing from out-of-state at my new apartment since I moved in on the 1st. She should be out by next week though.. I got something in the works as some as MOM TAKES A FUCKING GTFO PILL. GOOD GRIEF.

*as soon.

**Destructive Criticism** · 06-27-2009 11:41 PM

I fail to see how loving pussy so much I smash in hopsitals means that I suck dick and I love cock. Whoever put that shit as a tag must be jealous and not gettin any pussy

good job, faggot.

**The Bad Character** · 07-03-2009 06:58 AM

dust dick spell was broken on wednesday

**Baby Jesus** · 07-03-2009 11:28 AM

haven't had sex since wednesday, she started her period yestrday =[

but dude when dc said "i ate her ass out" i don't know why but I was just thinking he just ate the shit out of her pussy..but now that I re-read it, its giving me a case of the lulz..

**Chris Dot Pwns** · 07-03-2009 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Baby Jesus

haven't had sex since wednesday, she started her period yestrday =[

but dude when dc said "i ate her ass out" i don't know why but I was just thinking he just ate the shit out of her pussy..but now that I re-read it, its giving me a case of the lulz..

Part the Red Sea, earn your red wings, etc.

**Mista Mizatti** · 07-03-2009 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by The Bad Character

dust dick spell was broken on wednesday

Thats whats good, I didn't go anywhere yet. I have to wait until this coming week.

**Mista Mizatti** · 07-13-2009 01:56 AM

I went to see my chick last Tuesday and the streak was starting the end 25 minutes after I got there...then again when we tried to watch The Unborn that night....then again the next night before we saw Transformers.....then again the next morning. *high fives random guys that've had sex recently*

**Najee's Mouth** · 07-15-2009 12:40 PM

I'll suck ALL your dicks

**Chris-O-Mac** · 07-16-2009 12:23 AM

You dudes are like permanent members of the glee club.

**Destructive Criticism** · 07-16-2009 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by Chris

You dudes are like permanent members of the glee club.

and the most clever use of an alternate term for "faggot" goes to..............Chris R. for his awesomely appropriate use of the term "glee club" in a sentance.

**Chris-O-Mac** · 07-16-2009 01:14 AM

I knew you'd appreciate my idiom usage.

**Destructive Criticism** · 07-16-2009 01:40 AM

but of course, mein fruend.

**Meta** · 07-16-2009 09:52 AM

my dry spell is starting....

**The Bad Character** · 07-16-2009 10:00 AM

Mine is luckily over. Fucked my girl three times today, once in her parents wine cellar :]

**Destructive Criticism** · 07-16-2009 10:04 AM

*wine. forgiven for you not being a britfag or an Awesomearican

**The Bad Character** · 07-16-2009 02:28 PM

wine

whut u meen dog

**Destructive Criticism** · 07-16-2009 02:56 PM

dammit you bastard.

**Mondo** · 03-11-2010 04:27 PM

any nigga who is not having sex by choice is a phaggot with a capital PHAG

**Tommy** · 03-12-2010 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Najee's Mouth

I'll suck ALL your dicks

I. Just. Died.

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